North Texas Pigeon Denton’s most libel news source

The super short version

lmao.

The short version

This is a joke

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

The long version

The North Texas Pigeon is a satirical / comedy publication written by University of North Texas students for the purpose of entertainment. It is not to be taken seriously — not a word of it. The North Texas Pigeon is not intended for audiences under the age of 18. The contents of this website in their entirety are copywritten and not to be reprinted or redistributed in whole or part without attribution and linkbacks.

Except when satirizing public figures, all names are created and ficticious. Any correlation between people living or dead is is entirely coinciedental.