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State of the Art “Tin Can & String” To Replace Eaglenet Wi-Fi

Students frustrated with UNTs consistently shitty Wi-Fi connections will be happy to hear that a faster, and more efficient system has been scheduled to launch at the end of the 2014 fall semester.

Students frustrated with UNTs consistently shitty Wi-Fi connections will be happy to hear that a faster, and more efficient system has been scheduled to launch at the end of the 2014 fall semester. Information technology experts are calling it the “Tin Can and String.”

The previous Wi-Fi signal, Eaglenet, had been prone to various problems. These problems have kept students from accessing the Internet and being able to study for their classes.

Common problems with Eaglenet include:

  • Being slow as fuck
  • Kicking you from the Wi-Fi like a little bitch
  • Never accepting your password even though there’s no way in hell you entered it wrong three times in a row
  • General shittiness