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Editor of aspiring satire news, The Onion, seeks advice from North Texas Pigeon

Scott Dikkers to visit UNT

Here at the North Texas Pigeon, we like to pride ourselves on giving you the best fake news there is to offer, and we enjoy lending a helping hand to those who need it.

That's why when Scott Dikkers, editor of aspiring news site The Onion sent us the following email, we were happy to oblige.

From: Scott Dikkers To: love@northtexaspigeon.com

Hello North Texas Pigeon,

I've been reading your site for a while and I love it. I've been trying to start my own, but I just can't seem to get it off the ground. You can see what I have so far at The Onion. I know it's nothing special, but we're trying. I wanted to know if I could come to UNT and you all could bathe me in the wisdom of the Pigeon.

Your biggest fan, Scott Dikkers

We will be holding a seminar September 18, 2014 at 8pm in the UNT main auditorium for Mr. Dikkers, and you all are invited. Tickets are for sale at http://untuniontickets.universitytickets.com/user_pages/event.asp?id=199&cid=27

We look forward to meeting you, Scott!

P.S. Electric Eagle -- you should come, you might learn a thing or two.